There once was a girl named Penny

And a horse with a terrible whinny

And a villain that was

A loser because

He just couldn't seem to get any.

There once was a hero named Hammer

That liked to throw crooks in the slammer.

But since he got beat

By a kid that's a geek,

He just sits at a shrink's and just stammers.

Moist was a strange little villain,

Who'd sweat even though he was chillin'.

He went on a date

With Switch and not Bait.

But hey! At least, she was willin'!

Romeo and Juliette were a villain and a damsel in distress.

He worshipped her from afar and didn't care how she was dressed.

He met her in a laundromat and never talked to her.

He'd always try to get the courage but still never said a word.

And then one day, she talked to him while he was committing a crime.

He wanted to talk with her that day but it was just a really bad time.

Then a big hero appeared and then he tried to save the day,

But he put the girl in terrible danger and had to toss her away.

She fell in love with the hero even though the villain had saved her.

He finished his crime while the hero took time to set up a date with her later.

Now, that's the end of just Act I, and I advise you not to loiter

And go to drhorrible.com 'cause I'm not giving more spoilers.