when someone asks what the status is, all you can think is that the status is not quo.

You can't help but smile whenever a recipe calls for cumin.

You have bought an iPhone for the sole purpose of creating the app that will one day control vehicles.

You volunteer at a soup kitchen wearing a fake mustache and spend your time staring menacingly at people while failing to distibute soup.

You now refer to your motorcycle as the Hammer Cycle. If you have a private jet (lucky bastard), you refer to it as the Ham-Jet.

If someone pisses you off, you start singing about it angrily and are rather shocked when you realize they can hear you.

You have searched for a giant chair to complete the decor in your home.

You consider all brown horses with white noses dangerous until sufficient evidence has been provided to convince you otherwise.

That's all I got for now.