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2:21 pm
August 7, 2008
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diva
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Oh, and…
"This world is going to BURN! BURN!–It's two R's, H-O-R-R…right. BURN!"
It's just something so anal and geeky to be doing in the middle of a full-out supervillain rampage, you can't help but laugh.
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3:35 pm
August 7, 2008
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Tal
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I always liked the news headline after Dr. Horrible defeats Captain Hammer, "Hero unavailable for comment, for first time ever". Really drives in how egotistical Captain Hammer is (or was.)
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12:14 pm
August 14, 2008
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Of course my favorite is "the hammer is my penis" because it just shows the stupidity of Captain Hammer – I crack up every time!
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1:05 pm
August 14, 2008
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"You give my regards to St. Peter… or whoever has his job, but in hell."
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4:26 pm
August 14, 2008
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Why wait 10 years?
1) They say it's better the second time. They say you get to do the weird stuff.
(Already used that one at work. Totally in a difference context though.)
2) Anyway…
(Use that all the time. Though I don't use "anyways".)
3) Hey, genius!
(Going to use that eventually.)
4) Wow! Sarcasm! That's original!
(Going to use that eventually.)
Answer to "How's it going?": 5) Oh, you know. Life of crime.
(Going to use that eventually.)
6) I want to be an achiever <or something appropriate to the conversation>… like Bad Horse.
(and after the inevitable "whuh?")
I meant Ghandi.
(Totally going to use that one eventually.)
7) Psyche! <and say the opposite of what I just said to agree with someone>
(I don't see that happening, but you never know. I might lose my stubborn streak in a moment of weakness. I'm random that way.)
8) … Huh?
(Use that a lot.)
9) Do I even know you?
(Should have used that a lot by now. Probably will.)
10) Go ahead! Run away! Say it was horrible! Spread the word! Tell a friend! Tell them the tale! Get a pic! Do a blog!
(I can totally see the opportunity to use this at work.)
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The gamut determines the acceptible range of conditions. It's Genius' Awesome Sauce in an 8oz. glass bottle with a cork stopper.
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2:55 pm
November 12, 2008
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TsutanaiXIII
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Another person knows of the Evil Overlord List? HALLELUJAH!
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6:08 pm
November 12, 2008
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SBMShaneomaniac
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I love the evil overlord list. It's so very true.
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6:33 pm
November 12, 2008
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"Stop looking at her like that."
Hehe, that one makes me giggle every time.
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7:43 am
November 18, 2008
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Like everyone else I love every line, first though your line number 5, i always thought he was going to say "Smells like Human. ****" but stops before the explative.
Cpt Hammers here hair blowing in the breeze
CPT HAMMER CORPORATE TOOL!!!!!!!!
The Hammer is my Penis
What a crazy random happenstance
*CPT Hammer flicking off Dr Horrible as he has one foot on his chest*
What heist were you watching?
The Angels are singing, cause your gonna die!
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3:18 am
November 19, 2008
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Most usable quotes:
"Oh goodness look at my wrist, I gotta go."
"That's not a good sound."
"Justice has a name, and the name that it has(besides Justice) is… "{insert name in place of Captian Hammer.}
"What hiest were you watching?"
"I don't need tiny cuecards."
"We do the weird stuff."
"Someone maternal!"
"…so they could buy rocket packs, and go to the moon… become florists."
"It's not a perfect metaphor."
"Ummm texting, it's very important… or I would stop."
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5:47 am
November 24, 2008
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Penny: "But what about your clothes?"
Billy: "I don't love these"
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1:27 pm
November 27, 2008
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I've used "crazyrandomhappenstance" several times already. And It's always fun to spontaneously break into "Bad Horse" when you know at least one other person in the room has seen Dr. H- priceless expressions on everyone else's faces! 
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6:24 pm
February 3, 2009
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i really like the pretty cliche ones that everyone else is writing, oh well:
"he'll make you his mare"
"still votes 'neigh'"
"we do the weird stuff"
"the hammer is my penis"
"we totally had sex"
"what a crazy random happenstance"
"you're driving the spork into your leg"
"look at my wrist"
"the only signature he needed was my fist…with a pen…"
and the one in my sig 
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"Even in the darkness, every color can be found"
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3:58 pm
May 9, 2009
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tha_rami
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10. I meant Ghandi.
9. I hate the homeless. Nessproblem.
8. It's not a perfect metaphor.
7. Buy rocketpacks…
6. That's not a good sound.
5. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
4. …threw a car at my head.
3. The hammer is my penis.
2. Look at my wrist…
1. Sarcasm, how original.
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2:48 pm
September 16, 2010
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Robotguy
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Old thread, but I'm new here (I've had the labcoat and rubber boots for 2 years, but never thought of looking for a fansite. Hmm.)
The favorite in my household (my wife, our two teen girls, and myself) is in the opening lines:
"I'm working with a vocal coach…strengthening the aaaaAAAAAaaaah"
You'll hear that coming from someone in my house several times a week, still.
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2:31 am
September 28, 2011
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Dominigue
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